My Husband is Annoying

Sharon Meditations, Self-control 5 Comments

n1024800857_30614788_3046888.jpg Actually, my husband is NOT annoying at all. In fact, if anyone in my marriage is annoying, it’s definitely me.

“My Husband is Annoying” is the name of a popular blog that is taking the blogosphere by storm. You can check it out here: myhusbandisannoying.com

The premise of the blog, which you can read in the “About” section, is that it’s written by a newlywed who had never lived in the same city as her husband until 2 weeks before they got married. And while she loves her husband and is grateful to be married to him, she’s also learning about all the “annoying” things that he does–such as leaving all his shaved whiskers in the sink, or forgetting to shower every day.

As simple as the premise sounds, the blog has blown up. The woman who writes it has appeared on Oprah, and she’s received a lot of press for it. Plus, women all over the country are now sending her pictures of their own annoying husbands. On “Photo Friday” she posts numerous comical pictures of husbands acting like dufuses, and women everywhere are bonding with one another over their common plight.

Now I’m not gonna lie–parts of this blog are hilarious. There’s one post that she wrote her husband blaming the dog every time he farts. I was reading it in Barnes and Noble and I was laughing so hard I was crying. The guy sitting across from me probably thought I was having a mental breakdown.

But without making too much out of it, I have to express some concern over the motivations behind this blog. While every woman can relate to the divide between the sexes (I’m certainly learning new and surprising things about my husband every day!) we stray into dangerous territory when we start belittling our husbands.

This blog might be harmless were this sentiment not a legitimate struggle for women. I find in myself all the time a temptation to be sarcastic with my husband. For instance, before the wedding I went shopping with my mother-in-law for her dress, and she found one that she really liked. The dress was pleated and had a pewter color to it, but when we sent Ike a picture of it, he shot it down immediately because “it looked like what Shredder wore.” (In case you missed it, that’s a reference to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) After getting off the phone with him I looked at a sales associate, rolled my eyes and stated, “He’s a guy. What does he know!”

I HATE when I do that! I hate when I talk about my husband like he’s just some dumb guy. He is NOT just some dumb guy. He is brilliant and attentive and funny and he’s got the most beautiful servant heart. He’s the most wonderful man I’ve ever met, which is why I married him. So why am I tempted to say junk like that?

Even in the safest of environments, there still remains in me a competitive spirit, a need to put others down to keep myself on top. And this plays out in my marriage as well. I want to be the sharpest, the wittiest, the winner of every argument, the one with the last word. But this kind of attitude is lethal for a marriage if it’s allowed to grow. These little sarcastic comments and jabs are like the “little foxes” described in Song of Solomon. In chapter 2 verse 15 we are advised to catch “the little foxes that spoil the vineyards.” Those little foxes seem harmless at first–not like a plague of locusts or anything. But after those foxes keep coming back, over and over again, chipping away at the blossoming vineyard, bit by bit–pretty soon there will be nothing left. We’ll wake up one day to find that the vineyard has been ravaged right under our noses.

That is the danger of these little jabs and remarks at my husband. I am chipping away, not only at the health of the marriage, but my own heart. I am assuming a posture of disrespect, teaching myself things about his character and nature that simple aren’t true. If I continue to do so, pretty soon I’ll believe them.

The women who post on this blog have been duped by the lie that our media is selling. Most sitcoms portray a gorgeous wife who is married to an overweight buffoon. Regardless of how skinny you are and how chubby your husband may be, this stereotype is a perversion of the truth. Women are not always right, always smarter, wiser and more attentive. We are all fallen people who mess up, and we deceive ourselves by placing the weight of that brokenness on another person’s shoulders. We are contributing to it just as much.

The little foxes are the ultimate destroyers of intimacy. This is true of friendship as well. If we want to have authentic, self-giving, loving relationships that reflect the heart of God, then we need to guard our tongues and take seriously the jokes that we brush off as seemingly innocent. Not only does my husband deserve far better, but that is the last thing that should characterize the people of God. We should be known by our love, not our sarcastic blogs.

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  1. C Pappa

    Well stated and timely advice for our generation. I’m reminded of Proverbs 26:18-19 (which, I believe, you’ve also posted on).

  2. Emily

    I think this was a really good post. Also, disrespecting your husband like that can be a self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts, I think. A disrespecting wife could damage the self-esteem of the husband and actually damage him, where the wife should be his biggest fan, helping to build him up like no one else has the power to do in his life.

  3. Tiffanie

    Thank you for this thoughtful post. I certainly understand where you’re coming from and appreciate the sentiment. However, as the creator of the blog in question, I do feel the need to say a couple of things. The blog is not meant to be a broad statement about relationships between men and women nor is it intended to reinforce media stereotypes of the way married couples interact. I too hate the way most men are portrayed in sitcoms – as the goofy, lazy, dumb guys who drive their long suffering wives crazy. I believe most relationships are far more complex than those we see on a 22 minute comedy.

    The blog is only meant to be a snippet of MY experiences with MY husband. That’s it…nothing more. I adore my husband and think he is brilliant, hysterically funny and extremely caring. He also has quirks and habits that are uniquely his and that’s what I started writing about because it made me laugh and, most importantly, it made him laugh. We have a wonderful marriage and partnership filled with friendship, love, respect, openness, honesty and humor; we don’t take each other or ourselves too seriously and we give each other the freedom to be our true selves. I would never disrespect my husband; he reads every single post before I put them out there and if there is ever anything he doesn’t feel comfortable with, it would never see the light of day. Period.

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    Sharon

    Tiffanie, thanks for posting! That’s so good to know that you run your posts by your husband first–that’s a really great example. I think wives get into trouble when we say stuff like that behind our husbands backs with our friends. They can’t defend themselves and it’s not really very fair or respectful. But if you and your husband can laugh about him being quirky together, that’s really great, and really fun too!

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